Good Writing: An Evening with Anne Lamott & Neal Allen

As a 20th wedding anniversary gift, my wife Kate got us tickets to see Anne Lamott and Neal Allen talk about Good Writing: 36 Ways to Improve Your Sentences, which they wrote together. Since Kate and I have published seven books between us, and have aspirations to write more and eventually co-author a novel, we were curious about them as a writing duo. I was also curious about their thoughts on the issues of the day, and since the audience could submit questions, I asked them and was fortunate enough to have them pick my questions.

Moments before Anne Lamott and Neal Allen took the stage to discuss Good Writing and answer audience questions

Social media & book reviews

In response to my question about how social media has changed in the publishing industry, Lamott said, “There are no more book reviews in the world. It’s all social media.”

She added that Good Writing was her 21st book and her first launched with no book reviews. “You have to create a platform.”

That’s sobering advice for every writer who hates social media and platform building.

The role of artificial intelligence

Along with many others, I asked about their views on artificial intelligence. Neither of them was interested in using it for writing, with Lamott joking, “I don’t know how to operate a toaster.” Allen said he wasn’t tempted to use AI for writing because the writing is the part he enjoys. Later, he would say, “It’s only through writing the book that I discover what I don’t know.”

That said, both Allen and Lamott were in awe of AI. It has not only read every novel, said Allen, but all literary criticism. “AI is going to be the authority.”

At times, Lamott sounded downright fatalistic about AI. A Sunday School teacher until recently, she said she asked ChatGPT to write a Palm Sunday talk “in the style of Anne Lamott” and confessed that it was “exquisite.” She concluded, “There’s no reason for me. It can write me.” That statement alarmed the audience.

“I think there will be guilds like there were in the Middle Ages,” added Lamott, who’s concerned about the impact AI will have on her son and grandson. “There will be people huddled together escaping AI.”

The purpose of writing

While that sounds dystopian, both Lamott and Allen see writing as a personal endeavor first, an interpersonal endeavor second, and a community endeavor last. Lamott said the fulfillment is in the writing, not the publishing. 

“The respect you’re looking for is only from within,” she said, “and that’s terrible news for people who just got an agent.”

In arguing that it’s about the writing, Lamott went so far as to say, “I’m not going to be remembered.” That also shocked the audience. But she backed it up by rattling off a list of great authors she loves who aren’t read anymore.

The option of self-publishing

However, it was difficult to square those views with others they expressed, particularly when I asked about self-publishing.  

“If I was younger, I’d really consider self-publishing,” said Lamott, acknowledging that getting an agent and a publisher is “so hard.”

They shared that Allen self-published a book he wrote that didn’t sel. It went on to sell 3,000 copies, which the audience applauded. Those sales figures put his book solidly among the top 10% of all published books, which is applaud-worthy indeed, even if they aren’t blockbuster sales numbers.

However, he said his agent is currently trying to sell a novel of his, and that he wouldn’t self-publish this one if it didn’t sell. In another surprising turn, he added, “I don’t think the world needs my novel.”

Given his statements about writing for the sake of self-discovery and self-fulfillment, perhaps that makes sense. But it begs the question: If publishing doesn’t matter and the world doesn’t need his novel, then why is he having his agent try to sell it?

For my part, I’m going to pretend he didn’t say that and focus on something else he said instead: “Everyone is yearning for intimacy with the world.”

That rings true to my ears. And that’s why I think self-publishing is such a game-changer. It gives everyone a chance to be heard and to affect others—however fleetingly. 


Related posts:

Building up to a book

Why are we trying to discourage aspiring novelists from publishing?

Where to draw the line with genAI


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AI is making these author scams more pernicious

Because they crave attention for the books they’ve worked years on, authors are perpetual targets of scams—and AI is making author scams all the more dangerous. In recent months, I’ve encountered many of the most common ones, including these four types.

1. Book promotion services scams

These prey on authors’ fears that their book is being overlooked. Here’s an email I received about my nonfiction book, Email Marketing Rules. The opening paragraph uses AI-generated text that pulls from my book description and bio (probably from Amazon).

2. Book review scams

Every author wants more book reviews, whether they’re on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or Goodreads, or by an influencer on social media. I recently followed back a book reviewer on Instagram and was immediately DMed about book review opportunities and cost. That’s fine and, honestly, expected. But then the reviewer claimed they’d already read my book and asked if they could send me a review to look over. And without me responding, they sent me a lengthy review the next day.

Now, the review is spot on. I don’t take any issue with that. But I’m not so full of myself to think this person had actually read my book already. And if they had by chance, no one would proactively invest time in writing a review before knowing if they have a paying customer. But spending a minute to write an AI prompt? Sure. You might proactively do that.

As much as I want more reviews and social media mentions, I want them by real live people who read my books and enjoyed them.

3. Book club scams

These scams have been a frequent topic of conversation in The Authors Guild forums, which are a great resource for new and veteran authors. I received this email purportedly from Kate at UK Book Club. Now, UK Book Club is real, and one of the moderators is indeed named Kate.

However, you might notice some odd things about this email. For instance, the email address is a Gmail address. That’s a common red flag. But also, the Gmail username is katemoderatoor with two O’s. A strange choice. The email itself is full of punctuation errors, including missing commas, apostrophes, hyphens, and a question mark on the closing and crucial sentence.

Oh … and the subject line appears to include an AI prompt with instructions to not use any dashes—you know—because em-dashes are a sign of AI usage. The irony.

4. Outreach from fake author accounts

These accounts follow you and then, if you follow them back, build up a rapport via DMs. Only later do they encourage you to use scam promotion services, scam representation, or something else, which are often pitched as the secret to their success.

I was approached by a fake Lionel Shriver. I’ll confess I’d never heard of her, and her follower counts were similar to mine. But when I followed her back, she quickly DMed me, asking me a question that was readily answered by my profile. So, I did a little research, recognized it as an impersonator account, and unfollowed the account. Apparently, Instagram has also recognized that it’s an impersonator account, because it’s been removed.

While AI didn’t play a noticeable role in my interaction with the account, I’ve heard of cases where AI auto-replies if you respond to the initial outreach. If you’re uncertain, try replying in a foreign language. An AI won’t miss a beat and will respond like nothing unusual has happened.

Of course, there are many more forms of author scams, including fake offers of representation. The January/February 2026 Writers Digest magazine had a doozy of a scam, where a Big Five publisher offered to publish your book. All you had to do is sign on with a particular favored agent … which charged a client fee.

Other times, it’s not an outright scam. Instead, you’ll pay for something that should be free or pay way too much for the little you receive, such as entry fee for an award with zero clout.

In the years ahead, AI tools will make it easier for scammers to target authors and harder for authors to quickly recognize the danger. If you’re not already, be suspicious of everything—especially anything that has the slightest whiff of being too good to be true. 


Additional resources about author scams:

Writer Beware

The Authors Guild: Publishing Scam Alerts

Reedsy: Book Publishers to Avoid: 5 Types of Shady Companies


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Why are we trying to discourage aspiring novelists from publishing?

I’m a big fan of learning by doing, and an even bigger fan of iteration. Every time you do something, you have an opportunity to learn and do it better next time. I think this includes publishing, so I was disturbed by some recent advice I read that full-throatedly discouraged writers from even trying to query and publish their first manuscript.

The person went on to suggest that aspiring novelists also consider their second, third, and even fourth manuscripts as “practice.” The advice appeared particularly aimed at writers who are college-age and younger.

My takeaway was: Don’t rush into publishing. And don’t publish until you can get an agent. They’ll tell you when you’re ready.

While that advice has the musty smell of the top-down, old world oligarchy publishing hierarchy, I believe it comes from a place of wanting to protect young writers from potential failures that might stunt their future writing careers. While that’s an admirable sentiment, the traditional publishing industry’s track record of predicting success is, let’s say, mixed. But more than that, what’s wrong with risking failure? 

In the business world where I spend my days, failure is rightly recognized as being valuable experience—sometimes more valuable than success. Aspiring novelists of all ages should embrace that kind of mindset for six important reasons:

1. Manuscripts are different from books.

Finishing a manuscript is not the same as finishing a book. The latter requires you to …

  • Work with beta readers
  • Work with editors (i.e., developmental editor, copyeditor, proofreader)
  • Write front matter (i.e., table of contents, dedication), back matter (i.e., acknowledgments), and jacket copy (i.e., book description, author bio)
  • Get a cover made

Yes, all of that takes time and some of it costs money—and I appreciate that not everyone has the ability to invest significantly in their book. However, doing all of that (to whatever degree you’re able) gives you valuable experience and skills you’ll be glad you didn’t wait to start obtaining.

2. Publishing isn’t the finish line.

Today, authors are expected to build platforms and it’s hard to do that if you’re not talking about the books you’re working on and following through to publication. Publishing builds credibility.

Authors are also expected to do publicity. I can tell you from firsthand experience that it is a learned skill. I remember vividly my first conference presentation—I was terrified, but got through it and got better through practice. Since then, I’ve spoken in front of audiences as large as several thousand people, and spoken across the US, as well as in England, Denmark, and Australia. (Europeans are a tough crowd.)

And even after all of that, I can tell you I’m extremely nervous about the prospect of doing publicity for my upcoming sci-fi trilogy. It’s going to be a whole new set of questions that I’m not used to answering. I’ll be exercising some new muscles, and it will take some training before those muscles are strong. Why put off building these muscles?

3. Success is in the eye of the beholder.

The chances are very good that the number of books sold that you’d be happy with and the number that a publisher or agent would be happy with are quite different. For perspective, during the Department of Justice v. Penguin Random House antitrust trial in 2022, it was revealed that 90% of published books sell fewer than 2,000 copies. Half of published books sell fewer than 12 copies. And that doesn’t include self-published books, which would surely bring those numbers down.

I’m not sharing that to lower your expectations, but rather to say that if you were to sell more than 2,000 copies, you should be thrilled. You’d be in the top 10%! But your agent and publisher might be less thrilled. 

4. Nothing wrong with having a back list.

In the wake of his success with The Fault in our Stars, I had the pleasure of hearing John Green speak. He mentioned that his first book, Paper Towns, had sold less than 1,000 copies … that is, until the success of The Fault in our Stars. Today, by all measures, Paper Towns is a very successful novel. It just took Green breaking out with his second book to bring a larger audience to his first book.

Relatedly, some books fail to be picked up by agents or publishers because the genre is out of favor or the book doesn’t easily fall into a clear genre, not that the story isn’t good. Yes, you could stuff it in a drawer and wait for the right time to come along (which some authors do), or you can move forward and see what happens.

5. Book success goes beyond book sales.

It bears repeating: Publishing builds credibility. As I explained in a recent post, having a book out there opens doors, creates opportunities, and makes you more valuable.

6. You can protect yourself with pen names.

Fearful that your book may not be good enough and want to protect yourself? Use a pen name. Did you release a book under your name that tanked? Use a pen name for your next book. Plenty of authors use a pen name to disassociate themselves from a novel that didn’t do well. Rinse, repeat.

It took me a couple of decades to find my reason for writing and my voice, but I recognize that some people find their voices much more quickly. Why wait to get out there and share what you have to say?

Ultimately, if you’re proud of your novel and have the means, you should publish it. Hard stop. Learn from the experience and then do it again.

I love what Paula Saunders, the author of Starting From Here, told The Shit No One Tells You About Writing recently:

“You have to be willing to try. Which means you have to be willing to fail. Either way, you’re winning.”

I hope everyone takes that to heart.


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The nudge to start building my second author platform

A shoutout to Jane Friedman. Her book The Business of Being a Writer gave me the final nudge I needed to start building my author platform for my upcoming debut novel, even though it’s probably a couple of years away from being published. In addition to joining Substack this weekend, I also joined Instagram and launched my website, chadswhite.com.

It sort of feels like when I had my second son—yes, it’s starting over and, yes, I know it will be hard, but I’ve done it before, so I’m confident I can do it again. In this case, my first son is my nonfiction book, Email Marketing Rules. For that book, which is in its fourth edition, I built a well-rounded website with a blog and newsletter, and grew my LinkedIn audience to more than 11,000 and my X/Twitter following to more than 17,000.

But building a platform for my novel means joining new communities and engaging in new ways. As of today, I have zero Substack subscribers and 3 Instagram followers, which means there’s lots of upside potential. Time to start making some new connections. I’m ready to learn. I’m ready to do this!

Chad S. White holding a copy of Jane Friedman's "The Business of Being a Writer"
The Business of Being a Writer (2nd Ed.) by Jane Friedman

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